THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We are two peas in an std pod
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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