But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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