Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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