i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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