if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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