on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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