Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Randomize
