Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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