very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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