I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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