didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I feel like death gave me a hand job
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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