I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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