how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How's work?
Spinning.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
PANTIES FOUND
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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