I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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