Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just pee around me
I just want nice things and good sex
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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