so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
