normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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