Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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