i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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