Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize