Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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