I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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