East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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