so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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