Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just had sex bonerless
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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