i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I wear drunk well.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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