So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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