It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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