WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
