There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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