This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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