can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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