Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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