There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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