She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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