just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My ass is underappreciated
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize