Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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