Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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