if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
it glows. i had to have it.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Pants are for mortals
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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