The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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