90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
is it fun? or sober?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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