It's just like the Real World with babies
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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