Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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