I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
