my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He felt like a one man threesome
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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