So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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