Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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