dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
