You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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