Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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