McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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