His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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