The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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