I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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