I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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