Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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