4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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