please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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