is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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