I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize