Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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