let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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